hip hop advice to the wimmens part deux

this one reaches out to the ladyfolks in reference to taking Relationship Advice from your single, bitter, potentially bisexual girlfriends:

"You and yo nigga shit shaky,
and at the time ya heart
fell down and broke like Achy Breaky.
Lump in ya throat,
felt like a trache-0-dummy (i love that line)
the pain thats in ya chest
done made its way down to ya tummy.
You wide open, you start smokin with ya girl
she nigga bashin, sayin, "you dont need him in yo world
Niggas all dogs."
If niggas all dogs...
then what you call broads?
Felines in heat? Meowin for some yarn balls?
Now you & her done got to drankin
Oh now its REALLY crunk, cuz y'all SILLY drunk
and ya girl done got to thankin
she tawmbout "girl you look so beautiful"
you say "thank you", being nice
you try to change the subject,
"want some beans & rice?"
But she's back at ya like a Pit,
mixed with a Chihuahua
how much meaner can ya get?
don't let her have her way with you
she's bout to have a FIT
you're the candy apple of her eye
and bout to get BIT.
Here's what you do, you...
Grab her by ner neck
Throw her on the wall
Say "Bitch don't eva disrespect me,
Neva, not at all!"
These simple words will put a pause
to half of the applause
Then blackball, laws of balance
at all cost...."

Andre 3000 - "Mamacita"