getting an ex to "hook you up" with somebody...

how awkward is that shit? and does it work?

first of all, let me state that this, in no way, means that i'm backin down from my policy of "not study'n these hoes" that i've put into place. BUT, i kinda-jokin, kinda-serious asked my former ol lady to hook me up with someone. maybe not even a full-fledged hook up, but at least vouch for a nigga, ya dig? here's my rationale:

i'm faaaar from being a Social Motherfucker. if i'm gonna meet somebody, either they gonna meet me halfway or someone else is gonna have to intervene. especially with the grouchy ass, bitter ass mood i been in lately concernin these fees. aint NO WAY i'm about to be seen goin out of my way to impress/woo/mack to some broad, no matter HOW dope she happens to think she is.

and to be honest, i expect the same from the ladies. ppl in my age bracket are, for the most part, fucked up in the head from all their previous relationships. they come into the shit jaded and waitin for the worst to happen. nowadays you gotta go out of your way to prove to the lady that you aint just like the last nigga or 7 that did her dirty.

fuck and that. i aint got time to be "sellin myself" to some gal that aint even sold herself to ME yet. as far as i'm concerned, if she wants my attention, and she brand new....she better be prepared to meet me 9/10ths way. and i can only assume that the lady feels the same way about me!

hence the intervention by the ex. she can go ahead and vouch for me. tell the lady about me bein nice, family oriented, hard workin, smart, tell her how i buy trinkets, listen well, and LICK IT LONG TIME (just kiddin, but i'm serious). hell she can even clue the lady in on my shortcomings. i know what you're saying, "what shortcomings?", but they're there. Ex Lady can help us cut through at least some of the "get to know you" bullshit. by the sheer nature of the hookup, it could fairly be assumed that me and this new lady are at minimun "somewhat compatible", right?

i'm sure shit gets complicated after that. like what if me and HookUp Girl fall madly in love and get engaged in 3 months or some shit like that. or what if OldGirl dogs me out or some shit, and i wanna take it out on the ex cuz she hooked me up. or what if EYE dog OldGirl out, and make a liar outta my ex? shits complicated i know. but still interesting.

but you know what the most interesting part would be? the part that almost makes me wish something like that would happen? i REALLY would like to see what kinda chick ol girl would pick out for me. like, i assume, being that i was in love with her and she with me, that she knows me pretty well. so what kinda girl would she look at and be like "YOOO, Andre would LOVE her!!". since it didn't work with me & her, what kinda girl would she think WILL work for me? would she pick a girl that's the exact opposite of her? one that's "everything she was & more". would she pick a StereotypeGirl? (You know, a SororityGirl, a TomboyGirl, a WannaBeModel Girl, a IWearMyHairNaturalAndThinkI'mBetterThanU Girl, that type of shit).

who would she pick for me, and why? i think the answer to that would lend a BIG clue as to what she thinks of me as a person overall.

and maybe THAT'S why i asked?

nah i'm bullshittin, that'd be TOO weird!