weird internet social type shit ppl do...

you ever noticed all the weird social-type shit ppl do on the internet? that shit is like a society of its own with its own set of rules that are completely NOT based in the real world. you know what i'm talkin about if:

~ you're one of those people who think of ALL CAPS as somebody yellin at u. you might have a point u really wanna get across, so you be typin all hard like "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!". lol, cool out. it goes the other way too, though. say you're IMin with your best e-friend and they caps lock gets stuck on "go". then they end up typin to you like "SO WHAT YOU DOIN THIS WEEKEND?!" folks be gettin maaaad as hell! tawnbout, "why are you yelling!?". hilarious.

~ how about the myspace "top 8". you can't TELL me that shit hasn't angered a motherfucker or two! Got ya old lady screamin on you on some, "OH!! So you got her in ya top 8 now, huh? I don't know that BITCH!! So who is she??" Your best friend emailin you talkin bout, "how you gon' have your ex in the 3 spot, and I'm yo best friend and I'm in the 6 spot?? *offended* " My homeboy who's married was tellin me about how he's been constantly hearin about myspace, and that he was thinkin of gettin a page. i had to tell him NOT SO FAST, homey.

~ what about folks who get pissed when you don't return they text message? maybe its just me, but if you hit me up sayin some random dumb shit like "Man I'm bored" or "Ain't nothin to eat over here" or just some dumbass comment that leaves me with no response to it, then guess what? I'm not gonna respond to it. Then you all on the phone later like "But I textded you!!" I read it! Ask a question next time or somethin, shit.

~ this one's funny. you know how you got those AIM, or gmail chat windows, and they'll tell you when the person you're talking with is typin somethin right? it'll say "SoAndSo is typing..." or "SoAndSo has entered text" when they stop.
you ever been in the middle of a real important or just deep discussion and you typin like a thousand words a minute, but then you see "SoAndSo is typing..."
so of course you wanna see what they typin first, so you stop typin.
but then they saw you were typin, and they saw you stopped typin. so they stopped typin.
so you see they stopped typin, so you wait it out a second, and you start typin again.
but then they see you typin, so they start typin. and you see them start and so you stop. and so on and so on and so on.

just funny shit.