i'm talkin about an endless sequence of escalatingly weird moments.
(wow i really liked that last sentence)
okay so lets start at the beginning. i arrive for class about 15 minutes early. stop at the starbucks in the lobby, grande white mocha for me cuz its cold as shit outside and i can just be bougie like that sometimes. cool. go upstairs still early for class to try and find room 321. find it, but as i approach the door is closed. i'm not sure if they started early and i'm late, so i carefully open the door to enter. i pull the door slowly and tiptoe in and...
...there's like a 6'2" 105lb woman standing up in the middle of the class singing "his eye is on the sparrow" LOUD AS (heck?). with a captive audience of like 20ppl! i'm just lookin at people and stumblin around lookin for a desk, cuz obviously nobody else thinks its weird that this chick is STANDING UP SINGING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS in a classroom, so fuck it i'll roll wit'it.
so she finishes and applause is given. turns out before i walked in they were talkin about American Idol and apparently this chick tried out last year and decided to show the ol pipes? iont know. but they asked her why she didnt try out this year and she says its cuz she's under a 7 year contract from America's Next Top Model. apparently she's some sort of Reality TV SUPASTAAAAH! (c) Mary Katherine. either that or she's a fuckin liar. flip a coin.
but okay the teacher gets there and this dude is crazy as a fuck!! he was straight mean muggin and embarrasing the SHIT outta anybody who showed up after he did. his rules are no absences, no tardiness, no bathroom, no nothing but sit there and fucking listen!! All rules will be enforced!!! its hard to type out what he was like, but before the night was over he had embarrased the shit outta 3 people. i mean REALLY louded them out infront of the whole class.
i just used "embarrass the shit..." twice like nina. good luck catchin that one.
and the tall ass skinny ass model/singer chick was MURKIN some snacks the whole damn class! yo she had like 2 snickers, a big bag of m&m's, and one of them bigass blueberry muffins they sell in the previously mentioned Lobby Starbucks. i imagine her *PURGE* came soon afterward lol.
anyway that class was chock fulla comedy. i got to sit in the back and get my witty commentary on, which is ALWAYS good times.